Emails Worth Remembering

This page is dedicated to the disturbed, moronic, angry and sometimes comical email I receive from a hand full of visitors to our Filipina penpal website. I often wonder if these people have gone mad, or if I lost my mind a long time ago and no one bothered to tell me. I choose not to respond to most emails degrading our Filipina penpal website, because that only motivates the lunatics to write me back. However, sometimes the urge to respond is so great I cannot help myself. I do save all the emails I receive, because I want to share the best ones with normal people that find us. Of course not all of the email we receive is mean and nasty. There are just certain emails that stick in your head and you remember longer than others.

Also, I do receive "some" hate mail from angry ladies, usually from the western world, that have a bone to pick with me about my flesh trade operation. Yes I am joking, but these ladies that threaten me are dead serious and want me off the web because in their eyes I am taking advantage of poor innocent Filipina Penpals that are not able to make rational decisions for themselves. Thank God it is only a handful of mentally disturbed ladies. These are the same ones that take advice from Dr. Phil and give there spouse a weekly "hubby rating". These are also the ladies that turn every conversation into some sort of fucking debate, and drive American and European men to the breaking point. This behavior is so helpful, because it inspires some western men to seek Asian ladies from the east that might be just a tad less in your face. If you have ever spent time with a Filipina or Asian lady, maybe you know what I am talking about. Now having said this, I am not delusional. You could pick a wacky Filipina penpal from the Philippines that drives you to the verge of madness. It is all about playing it smart, taking your time, and not jumping the gun.

We hope some of the guys that find us are already thinking of trying something new, and maybe we are just what the doctor ordered. And while we do charge a small fee to join, I am convinced that if a guy is serious about spending his life with a Filipina, our fee is insignificant. If you think it is too much, then how will you ever afford to go see your Filipina penpal, or even call her for that matter :). If you get a LIFETIME membership, I cannot imagine how you can end up without a lifetime partner.

Sample emails about our Filipina Penpal website

1) EMAIL How do you sleep at night knowing that your are selling Filipina ladies and subjecting many of them to a life of beatings and misery? RESPONSE Hmm. Well, I thank you for the intelligent and thoughtful question so let me see if I can respond appropriately. Yes, selling contact information equates to selling human flesh. When a Filipina lady receives a letter or email from a western man, she is immediately forced into bondage and her future husband is always a closet wife beater. Please write me back soon with more of your thoughts because I am on the edge of my seat.

2) EMAIL Hey, I joined your site last week but still nothing from the ladies. When will they start writing me because I paid my membership in good faith. RESPONSE How many of the ladies have you contacted so far? 2ND EMAIL: None, I am waiting for you to hook me up. I thought I paid for you to hook ME UP!!!! RESPONSE 2 I am sorry you thought this, can you please tell me where on my website I tell you that I am hooking you up? 3RD EMAIL: Dude, what kinda operation you running anyway. I thought these Filipina ladies wanted American guys. So I guess this is another scam, right? RESPONSE 3 Have you ever considered going to the page with the ladies contact information and sending some emails, or sending a few postal letters? 4TH EMAIL: Do I need to buy a lot of stamps, because I would prefer you send the first letters for me. I am hoping you can hook me up!!! RESPONSE 4 God help us both.

3) EMAIL: I saw this one Filipina lady I like, I have seen her on your website for about 4 months. Her name is Monica and she is beautiful. I could marry this girl. How do I know this is not some sort of scam. I really want to pay for her contact information, but I don't want to get ripped off either. RESPONSE: Let me see if I understand this. You saw a Filipina penpal on our website, you thought she was hot, you wanted to contact her, and now 4 months later you are debating whether to try and contact her. You will see now that I am not a good business man, because here is what I think. I believe that maybe you are not wired for this type of thing. The reason I think this is because you have sat around and waited 4 months to inquire about someone that you think is "beautiful" and that you could "marry". If I was asking you to throw down a couple hundred bucks, and not letting you see the ladies before you decide, then I could understand your hesitation. I guess I just cannot follow your logic on this one. Do you see what I am getting at?

4) EMAIL: I am interested in Filipina 13 and 14 years old. Can you please send me pictures of ladies in this age range so I can decide whether to join. RESPONSE: Sorry, All Filipina ladies on this site are 17 3/4 and older. I do not post ladies this age. 2ND EMAIL: Ok, just send me pictures of ladies 15 and 16 years old, the youngest you have. RESPONSE: You are giving me a bad vibe, please do not write me any more because I cannot help you. 3RD EMAIL: You are lucky pal because we are keeping and eye on you. I suggest you be very careful because you don't know who you are dealing with. I was ready to report you. Selling Filipina ladies on the web RESPONSE: Ok, so you are either a pedophile or a very bored individual with to much time on your hands. Either way, I would suggest you seek counseling.

5) EMAIL: Can I get a trial memberships and start contacting Filipina penpals? If I like I will pay later. RESPONSE: I cannot give you the link pages with all the Filipina penpal addresses and then hope you pay later. If you get the link code then the " cat is out of the bag " if you know what I mean? 2ND EMAIL: I was just on your website again, bunch of homely bitches man... where did you get them from the sticks? You need more girls from Cebo and Manilla . RESPONSE: Hmmm... the penpals suddenly transform into homely bitches when you can't contact them for free. Also, you must not know much about Cebu or Manila because you failed to spell either city correctly. I think this exchange needs to end now because it is obvious you are an asshole with a bad attitude. I am sorry that your smooth talking did not get you what you want, and then second method of degrading the ladies also didn't work. See, you are exactly the reason I charge a membership fee. It is enough to keep jerks from wasting my time and the ladies time as well. These Filipina penpals want partners in life, guys that are willing to come see them some day.

6) EMAIL: Hey Steve, gotta little problem hoping you can help me. I am in the PI right now as I write this. I came to see XXXXXX but can't find her. Anyways, I didn't contact her before I came.. just kind of showed up. Her mom said she is in Korea for something but I couldn't understand what she was doing in Korea. Man, I forgot the link code for those Filipina ladies addresses. Can you email it for me. I must have deleted it before. Anyway, I want to contact some more ladies while I am here. This was a long trip so I want to meet someone. I will come back to the cafe tomorrow so I hope you can email the link for me. Thanks RESPONSE: Man, this is a first. I am laughing about the fact that you did not contact this Filipina to tell her you were coming, but at the same time I feel bad for you. You are a " fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy...lol.. Ok, here is the link code below.. One thing, it will be funny when you contact some new Filipina ladies and they find out you are already in the Philippines. I am sure you can find someone nice. Good luck and keep us posted.

7) EMAIL: I am glad I found your bride site. You are a piece of shit. You sell skinny ass Asian whores to come here so men can act like assholes and get away with it. You are the reason I am fucking divorced, or at least you make it easier for men to throw away their families. What you do ought to be illegal. I have already wrote a letter to my Congressman trying to get your site (and other like it) off the web. My ex-husband married a mail order bride and I bet you he will regret it!! As soon as she gets her green card she is out of there. That is what it's all about anyway, getting a green card right? We got enough problems with all the Mexicans, now you staring a flood of Asians coming her taking jobs that Americans need to support families. Why don't you get a real job bitch! Do something productive. Protect the rights of Americans against foreign labor! Stop the flood of poor bitches coming here just to get a green card. That is all I have to say to you. Betty RESPONSE: Hi Betty and thanks for your email. You sound very angry today, did you miss your last KKK meeting? I always try to guess the make up of the person who sends me an email like this. I am not always right, and even if I am right I am sure you will not admit it. Betty, are you fat? Your reference to "skinny ass Asian whores" makes me think you are a fatty. Don't worry about it though, because Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers have great new menus with yummy choices that I hear tickle your taste buds. Betty, you can be skinny again if you just give up the Big Macs and stick to lettuce and grubs. Betty, you are also a mean person. I think your email leaves little doubt that you are at least very angry, and probably mean too. To write someone out of the blue and insult them with such conviction, your a tough "nut" Betty. Finally, maybe your double chin has made you a tad less appealing then you were say 15 years ago. That is a nice way of saying you might be ugly. The good news is that I was up late the other night and saw one of those infomercials about tightening your skin with this cream. I am not sure if the product was legitimate, but man those double chin ladies I saw on T.V. were looking good as new after two applications. So, what I am say is
this. You may be fat, mean, and ugly, but that is no reason to wake up on the wrong side of the bed and let it ruin your whole day. Betty, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and something tells me you will have a a super day!!!